Hey Other Katherine, I’m Going To See If Your Theory Is Correct.

katherinetheliberal:

The  Other  Katherine’s  theory  is  that  Democrats  are  sexier  than  Republicans.  Let’s  compare  the  two.

Democrat:

Republican:

Guess  what,  Other  Katherine?  There  really  are  NO  nice  pieces  of  elephant!

IT HAS BEEN PROVEN.

Not that there was really any doubt. 

(via theghostofbasedgaryoak-deactiva)

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holygoddamnshit:

THRICE-MARRIED, SWINGER-WANNABE AND PROPONENT OF TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE NEWT GINGRICH BLAMES TEACHERS FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGE
 
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich on Thursday blamed teachers for the growing acceptance of same sex marriage, according to Right Wing Watch.
“I think ultimately we’re going to have to have a federal amendment because at the rate we’re going, you might be able to pass a federal law, but at the rate we’re going it’s going to be just chaos, you’re going to have some states that say it’s all right and other states that say it’s not all right,” he said during a conference call with the Gingrich Faith Leaders Coalition.
“How are people going to travel, what are their legal rights, it is a mess,” Gingrich continued. “I think if we are going to defend marriage in the end it will probably require a federal law.”
Gingrich, along with Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney, have vowed to support a federal marriage amendment defining marriage as solely between one man and one woman.
The federal government does not recognize same sex marriages but Maryland, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Washington and the District of Columbia allow same sex couples to marry.
A woman on the conference call told Gingrich that same sex marriage would eventually lead to people to marry dogs.
“Remember we have now had a whole two generations of teachers who explained to us ‘you shouldn’t render moral judgment, after all it’s all situation ethics, who are we to decide,’ and that’s been a major problem,” Gingrich responded.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/01/gingrich-blames-teachers-for-same-sex-marriage/

holygoddamnshit:

THRICE-MARRIED, SWINGER-WANNABE AND PROPONENT OF TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE NEWT GINGRICH BLAMES TEACHERS FOR SAME SEX MARRIAGE

Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich on Thursday blamed teachers for the growing acceptance of same sex marriage, according to Right Wing Watch.

“I think ultimately we’re going to have to have a federal amendment because at the rate we’re going, you might be able to pass a federal law, but at the rate we’re going it’s going to be just chaos, you’re going to have some states that say it’s all right and other states that say it’s not all right,” he said during a conference call with the Gingrich Faith Leaders Coalition.

“How are people going to travel, what are their legal rights, it is a mess,” Gingrich continued. “I think if we are going to defend marriage in the end it will probably require a federal law.”


Gingrich, along with Republican candidates Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney, have vowed to support a federal marriage amendment defining marriage as solely between one man and one woman.

The federal government does not recognize same sex marriages but Maryland, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Iowa, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, Washington and the District of Columbia allow same sex couples to marry.

A woman on the conference call told Gingrich that same sex marriage would eventually lead to people to marry dogs.

“Remember we have now had a whole two generations of teachers who explained to us ‘you shouldn’t render moral judgment, after all it’s all situation ethics, who are we to decide,’ and that’s been a major problem,” Gingrich responded.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/01/gingrich-blames-teachers-for-same-sex-marriage/

(via browngurlwfro)

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"No, he didn’t call after Iowa or New Hampshire or last night. I guess he’s just not into the calling experience."
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"Mitt Romney is the 1% and Newt Gingrich is their lobbyist."
Buddy Roemer (via thesoapboxschtick)
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techteddy:

The Committee to Re-elect Barack Obama

techteddy:

The Committee to Re-elect Barack Obama

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shitrepublicancandidatessay:

“One of the key issues is the growing anti-religious bigotry of our elites.” -Newt Gingrich in his victory speech in South Carolina, January 21, 2012. (Video.)
“There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia…Those Islamists and their apologists who argue for ‘religious toleration’ are arrogantly dishonest…America is experiencing an Islamist cultural-political offensive designed to undermine and destroy our civilization. Sadly, too many of our elites are the willing apologists for those who would destroy them if they could.” -Newt Gingrich’s Statement on the Proposed “Cordoba House” Mosque Near Ground Zero on Newt.org, July 2010.

shitrepublicancandidatessay:

“One of the key issues is the growing anti-religious bigotry of our elites.” -Newt Gingrich in his victory speech in South Carolina, January 21, 2012. (Video.)

“There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia…Those Islamists and their apologists who argue for ‘religious toleration’ are arrogantly dishonest…America is experiencing an Islamist cultural-political offensive designed to undermine and destroy our civilization. Sadly, too many of our elites are the willing apologists for those who would destroy them if they could.” -Newt Gingrich’s Statement on the Proposed “Cordoba House” Mosque Near Ground Zero on Newt.org, July 2010.

(Source: shnaashnaa)

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"After disappointing showings in Iowa and New Hampshire, Newt’s campaign looked terminally ill. Which is generally when he moves onto something better."
Stephen Colbert (via manicchill)

(Source: rawstory.com, via manicchill)

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liberalsarecool:

In the quest for trying to beat Obama, the Republican candidates are scorching the Right Wing Earth. Two mediocre ex-politicians with dubious records fighting to the dirtiest depths to “save” America. November 6th can’t come quick enough.

liberalsarecool:

In the quest for trying to beat Obama, the Republican candidates are scorching the Right Wing Earth. Two mediocre ex-politicians with dubious records fighting to the dirtiest depths to “save” America. November 6th can’t come quick enough.

(via seriouslyamerica)

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shitrepublicancandidatessay:

“I am appalled that you would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that [Newt Gingrich’s sex scandal involving his second wife]…to make it two days before the primary a significant question in a presidential campaign is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine.” -Newt Gingrich at the CNN Republican primary debate in South Carolina, January 19, 2012. (Video.)
“The GOP’S multimillion dollar ad campaign invoking President Clinton’s relationship with Monica S. Lewinsky was devised by House Speaker Newt Gingrich…reviving the presidential sex scandal just one week before Election Day.” -The Washington Post, October 30, 1998.

shitrepublicancandidatessay:

“I am appalled that you would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that [Newt Gingrich’s sex scandal involving his second wife]…to make it two days before the primary a significant question in a presidential campaign is as close to despicable as anything I can imagine.” -Newt Gingrich at the CNN Republican primary debate in South Carolina, January 19, 2012. (Video.)

“The GOP’S multimillion dollar ad campaign invoking President Clinton’s relationship with Monica S. Lewinsky was devised by House Speaker Newt Gingrich…reviving the presidential sex scandal just one week before Election Day.” -The Washington Post, October 30, 1998.

(Source: shnaashnaa, via andreagoldston)

ryking:

Number of people who went on food stamps under Bush: 14.7 million.

Number of people who went on food stamps under Obama: 14.2 million.

Do the math. And remember that the vast majority of the 14.2 million under Obama are there because of the Bush Recession, a recession that didn’t end until June of 2009.

(Source: diadoumenos)

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"Quick quiz. Which of these people do you think represents the GOP’s most idealized candidate in terms of the party’s myth of American private sector self-invention? Is it a man who’s been campaigning for four years already and whose wealthy father was also a governor? A millionaire lobbyist with fundraising ethics violations, serial adultery problems and a 30-year record of making money as a government insider? Or a man from a broken home and modest means who overcame numerous boundaries and prejudices, became the president of the Harvard Law Review, worked in low-income neighborhoods and eventually joined a respected law firm?"

 

Mobutu Sese Seko- Founder of Et tu, Mr. Destructo?

(via thesoapboxschtick)

(Source: GQ, via andreagoldston)

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therealscumbagsteve:

Hahahaha
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ladyalexandria:

christiannightmares:

Newt 2012: America Is My Wife Now (Found at Boing Boing)

HAHA!

So that he can leave us when we most need help? Or in the case of his last two wives, very ill? Fantastic.

ladyalexandria:

christiannightmares:

Newt 2012: America Is My Wife Now (Found at Boing Boing)

HAHA!

So that he can leave us when we most need help? Or in the case of his last two wives, very ill? Fantastic.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

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liberalsarecool:

It is a virtue among the GOP.

liberalsarecool:

It is a virtue among the GOP.

(via pantslessprogressive)